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MALL WALK - Neil Slade's Amazing Brain Music Adventure

 

FROM THE BRAIN MUSIC ALBUM

AMYGDALA BRAINBITES 

Available here: The Brain Book and Music Store

 

For more Brain POP music also see The Tippy Page (the second pop/instrumental brain music album and The Shauna Page

 

The AMYGDALA BRAINBITES album is pure pop/rock "brain" music. These songs tickle your brain in a way that simply most commercial music does not. The original Amygdala Brainbites album (now a collectors item) had a drippy song called Love For Sale, which I just COULD NOT stomach any longer and which was replaced a couple of years ago with this far superior composition and spoof on materialism.

 

(Okay now, for those who need explaining- this song is SATIRE).....

 

MALL WALK is a musical jab at all those people you know who LIVE TO SHOP. These are folks who have yet to learn the superior fun of clicking the amygdala forward and directly experienced direct internal brain stimulation.

 

Yes, yes toys are nice, and we all have them and love them. But go to the MALL and laugh at all the poor folks who have not learned the difference between endless material addictiveness and internal creative production. Sure, we all SAY we know the difference...  ;-)

 

Please note all the rather clever "double entendre" references. 

 

The deliberate STYLE is in the cheesiest 1980's vintage synthesizer infused Michael Jackson drizzle- albeit, completely cool and funky counterpoint melodic double layers (unlike the rest of the album which is more classic rock style with genuine guitars). Please note the truly wild yet masterful virtuoso ORGAN solo midway (See above paragraph.) Thank you, thank you. All parts, N.S., late night in the recording studio.

 

 

Click This to hear a streaming audio copy of Mall Walk from the album

 

Please note, the streaming file is merely conveniently compressed mono- the album CD is mind blowing high resolution stereophonic. 

 

(And here are the lyrics:-)

 

 

I like to sit and watch the people as they walk on by-

They’re looking through a window,

Something new will catch their eye

 

I go from store to store exchanging things, comparing prices

I’m looking for the one who hands out GOLDEN CHANGE

 

Take me shopping for a while

Makes me happy when I spend

Got to live my life in style

Get me a new THING

 

***

 

The fashion clerk and I examine products very closely

Presenting arguments to strengthen her sales pitch…

I hope when I get home to up this package I’ll find

This beauty I have bought comes with a guarantee…

 

Somewhere we can meet when the store closes and they lock the doors

Take me with you pretty lady

I’ve got lots in store….

 

Now,

WALK IN THE MALL

The stores they are calling

Shopping all day

It’s a GRAND WAY to spend your life:

Check out merchandise

I love to walk in the mall

 

***

 

Exchanging items at the desk when it is necessary

Picking up bargains in the basement when I can

And when I’m broke I don’t stay home

I still go window shopping

I cannot stay away I’m such a loyal fan-

 

Of the mall and of the clerk

Behind the rows of lipstick where she works

Perhaps when she gets off

We’ll get a BITE to eat…..

 

Now,

WALK IN THE MALL

The stores they are calling

Shopping all day

It’s a GRAND WAY to spend your life:

Check out merchandise

I love to walk in the mall

 

[big ORGAN solo]

 

 

Somewhere we can meet when the store closes and they lock the doors

Take me with you pretty lady

I’ve got lots in store….

 

Now,

WALK IN THE MALL

The stores they are calling

Shopping all day

It’s a GRAND WAY to spend your life:

Check out merchandise

I love to walk in the mall

 

[repeat]

 


 


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