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INTRODUCTION

 

 

   

 

Are you ready to TRAVEL to Another You-Niverse?
 

 

This is the TRUE STORY of Neil Slade and his 11 years at The Dormant Brain Lab with researcher T.D.A. Lingo-

incredibly presented as a colorful and historic novel.

 

Based on the real and TRUE EVENTS,

only the names have been changed in this otherwise fantastic and wholly unique tale.
 


The incredible story begins with Niles Abercrumby, a quirky young music teacher who quickly finds distaste for the world of convention, and so sets off on his own to create The Niles Abercrumby School of Music, Arts, and Other Stuff. He soon hooks up with a  crazy renegade scientist who runs a remote wilderness brain laboratory, the legendary D.A.T. Stingo. Together, they open up a doorway into Otherworldly Travel, Brain Paranormal Experience, and The World of Unusual Tools.
And that's just for starters!

 

FOR ALL AGES- ADULTS & SMART KIDS

 


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Wands are a FAMILY of UNUSUAL TOOLS of many kinds that allow a person to TRAVEL as well as move things from one You-niverse to another. You might have one in your pocket or in your home right now- A Pen or Pencil, Baton, Chopstick, Musical Instrument, Broom, Paintbrush, Keyboard, or even a Camera.

 

Learn the FOUNDATIONS of Unusual Tool Use in Secret of The Dormant Brain Lab

The Book of Wands Part One!

 

 

 

"Neil, I ordered your book, and its been an adventure ever since. I just finished reading and its been AMAZZZING.  So Refreshing so Creative so Magical- so MIND EXPANDING. Just WOW." -James Sousa

"A Masterpiece in every way!"- Jim O'Brien, Author/Screenwriter

"It has been a total BLAST reading this book- Love it!!" - Cheryl Kay and Son

 

" Hi Neil, what an amazing book The Book of Wands is. My name is James, I'm 31 years old, I live in Ottawa Canada, I've been listening to Coast To Coast recently and I stumbled upon your show 2 days ago in the archive section. Wands in the title caught my attention right away and I had to listen, I ordered your book online- The book Of Wands is so Refreshing so Creative so Magicial, Mind Expanding and that you have been putting more of your energy into it, for the last year.  WoW. Thank you so much for doing what you do.  My eyes were watery at some parts and my emotions vibrating all over the place. Man can I relate to your experiences about girls, finding your own way, the journey, so much. I have a burning drive to learn, be happy and find my path in this crazy world.  I find your read so inspirational I just wanna climb the highest mountain in my area and take it all in. I've had experiences 3 or 4 times in my life where maybe my frontal lobes have PoPPed like you say, the sensation was a surge starting at the top of my head, then like a super explosion of energy that blasted my mind and flowing threw my body that lasted about 10 to 15 seconds and I had such a peaceful clear feeling afterwards. The first couple of times this has happened to me I thought I was dieing but now I just let it happen and enjoy it when it comes. I am so excited about the possibility of traveling to other realities, it so fascinating to me. You have lifted my spirits so much, I just wanna THANK YOU sooo much for sharing your experience with me. -James."

 

Secret of the Dormant Brain Lab

Niles Abercrumby and The Book of Wands

 

 

 

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"The Book Of Wands", "Tickle Your Amygdala", "Click Your Amygdala", "Frontal Lobes Supercharge",

"Brain Magic", and "Brain Radar"

are Trademarks of Neil Slade Brain Books, Music, and Film

 

 

SECRET of THE DORMANT BRAIN LAB is a completely unique and exciting  AS IT HAPPENED bundle of fantastic story telling revealing "secrets" that have remained completely unspoken until now-  The idea of "Magic" Wands takes on a completely new meaning, and Magic becomes Real-

 

 

 

 

 

 

SECRET OF THE DORMANT BRAIN LAB is humorous, bizarre, and imminently entertaining

(Sandi Reutbeer, left)

 

 

 

 

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Imagine if J.R.R. Tolkein, Kurt Vonnegut, Monty Python, Tom Robbins, J.K. Rowling,

and Richard Brautigan had a communal child... well, maybe not...   but if they DID...

 

SECRET OF THE DORMANT BRAIN LAB- Niles Abercrumby and

The Book of Wands would be what that child would have in his school back pack. And the school principal would be trying to pry the manuscript out of this smiling kid's  grubby little fingers-- to no avail. 

 

 

(Magical Looking Canes by Fred Poindexterity aka "Eric Vincent", right)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In Part One- SECRET OF THE DORMANT BRAIN LAB- Niles Abercrumby and The Book of Wands you will meet a cast of colorful, entertaining and intriguing characters that will become your friends, such as D.A.T. Stingo, Niles Abercrumby, Bobby Spaghetti (left), Glenda Healthbaar, and of course, the Dogs From Another Dimension-

Erfie and Chloe.

 

Later, a host of others appear in the complete series: Jua Lee Noodle, Byron Goosebery, Fred Dexterity, Brianna Pomegranite, Ruti Baegel, Sandi Ruetbeer , Craig Samsonite, The Dooless Clan, T.J. MIllergrin, and The Werms,  who will keep you laughing, crying, and up reading way past your bedtime.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Erfie and Chloe

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It is know by Travelers  that True Wands come in a variety of shapes and sizes- You may have a Wand in your pocket or at your fingertips- and haven't even known it- Magic may be as close as your ordinary house keys.

 

Wands can open a can, can clean your house, can find you a new boyfriend or girlfriend, can help you find your lost keys or lost dog, and can even keep you entertained.

 

It has further been predicted by  Leading Scholarly Authorities that

The BOOK OF WANDS will delight ALL AGES from this Post Industrialized Age in 2009 until we start colonizing the moons of Jupiter in 2509-  

 

 

According to The Wallet Street Journal, THE BOOK OF WANDS is an outstanding value, as well as a scrumptious and complete Literary Meal, perhaps making it  the  World's Best Brain Entertainment at mere  pennies per hour.   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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SECRET OF THE DORMANT BRAIN LAB-  is available in ONLINE DIGITAL DOWNLOAD and PRINTED BOOK. OF WANDS  

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  (Emily Bokchoi, left)  PAHNNGG!!! PAHNNGG!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                                 

 

   Byron Gooseberry   

 

 

          

 

From: "G. Joseph " <gjm3@xxxxxx.com>
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 2009
To: Neil Slade <neil@neilslade.com>


Dear Neil,
I am definitely not your target audience! Without getting into specific details of why, you may assume I'm correct in my self-evaluation. Regardless, I've found your Book of Wands to be entertaining and engaging. Would I have every picked up this book at the store? "Absolutely not" is the only answer to my own question.

However, am I glad that I stumbled upon your book and plowed through the first several hundred pages on my iPhone?  I happy to say that I can give an unqualified "yes".  Good luck and thank you.

-JM

 

 

See: A Few Words About What This Book is REALLY About- For Adults and Kids

 

 

 

 

 

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A few words about "Magic Wands"

This is a practical book and story for EVERYONE, not just a story about Pretend Magic.

This is a story about REAL Tools that you likely run across every day of your life-- but fail to realize exactly what they are.

"Magic" properly refers to Unconventional Usage.

 

A lot of books and popular fiction has been written about Magic Wands over the past hundred years. In folk lore, the idea of a Wand Practitioner, a Sorcerer, a Witch, or other "Magical" character using Magic Wands is certainly nothing new. In recent years of course, Magic Wand Lore has become an extremely fashionable topic, so you can see Magic Wand pages sprouting up like weeds as often as you see kids carrying around toy Magic Wands on Halloween.

However, the REALITY of Magic Wands is something else altogether, and this is what this particular book on all Wands and Magic Wands is all about: The actual practice of using "Unusual Tools" is to change one's position in the You-niverse, done  through the use of one's TRUE Magic Wands.

The main confusion comes from the notion that a Magic Wand must look like a Baton, like a orchestra conductor's baton. But this is like saying that all human beings have the name John Smith. Nothing could be further from the truth. Incidentally, the setting for this book on Magic Wands is that of "Historical Fiction", that is to say that names have been created to substitute for actual characters that use these Magic Wands, but none the less, the drama and stories about the use of the Wands here comes from actual practice and experience. But back to what a Wand looks like- leave your preconceived notions behind, and you will then come to understand what a Magic Wand actually looks like.

Once one abandons the limited and fictional concept that a Magic Wand is a Baton, and a Baton only, then one begins to approach the historic and physical reality of what a Wand really is-- and what it is, is an Unusual Tool. And potential Unusual Tools are EVERYWHERE.

What anyone interested in Magic Wands, or for that matter, what anyone interested in using Tools to help them navigate reality must do is look at the actual INSTRUCTIONS. That is what this, and this book only purports to do. This book has not been written to supply yet another bit of entertainment only. This book is created to give the reader an actual practical guide- in the manner of this story- about HOW TO USE UNUSUAL TOOLS.

The language of The Book of Wands may in fact be above the level of what would be expected of an kid's book but then, this is not your typical kid's book. This is for kids and adults who are interested in what "Magic Wand" really means and what they are really about.

When  fictional books about Magic and Magic Wands have long gone out of fad and fashion- the "Real" Book of Wands will continue to entertain, and yet remain a practical and useful guide for all.

 

 

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