One of the more frequent brain
questions I get is "Can I use my Frontal Lobes ESP to win the
Lotto?" The answer to this question is, "Don't you think I would
have tried that by now?" Years ago, I thought I would give that
experiment the good old college try. I clicked and I clicked that
amygdala forward. I kept pen and paper by my bed in case I
dreamed winning Lotto numbers. I bought some ping pong balls, put
my favorite numbers on them, then drove down to the TV station
where they did the drawing. I then buried the ping pong balls in
strategic psychic locations surrounding the building. I then
painted this intense painting with my utmost frontal lobal
artistic skills and meditated on it faithfully every Wednesday
night for an hour before the drawing. After a couple of weeks of
this craziness, I had enough of this whole process of trying to
psychically win my fortune. I couldn't do it. Don't know anyone
who has. Maybe, real wealth doesn't have anything to do with
money, eh?....
