Unlike any normal person who just
goes to the drugstore and buys a perfectly nice Valentines Day
card, I seem to have a problem doing that. I am cursed with
overactive frontal lobes which insist on expressing originality-
even when I should be sleeping. Anyway, one year I was, again,
sitting at a piano lesson I was giving, and although the musical
part of my brain was busy giving instructions, the artist visual
part of my brain was getting bored. And the good ol' frontal
lobes will allow you to effectively do several things at once. So
I clicked "more forward", grabbed an envelope and pen out of my
backpack and started working on a Valentines Day "card", the
holiday was right around the corner. After I finished it sometime
later (days later), I counted it. There are exactly 1032 hearts.
"I love you a thousand times!"